I would like to live in the Shire.
Dan Smith, BΔSTILLE ♥
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FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey
according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
one of these people is going to get off the island
Person: *gets hurt*
Jack: I'LL SAVE YOUUUU
Kate: Sawyer has the thing
Sawyer: *southern accent* I ain't got your damn thing
Jack: I DID THE THING
John: I FOUND A THING
Everyone: OH NO, OTHERS!
Get to Know Me Meme▸ Favorite Movies [1/5]
↳ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003